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9/27/2017

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Big Data
 
{Verse 1}


Never in the history of humans have we ever seen
a day like this when data is abundant to infinity
We’ve always backed up data like on walls with hieroglyphics
But now we have a thousand ways to reclaim what goes missing
Computers –man- Technology, servers, in the cloud lies
Millions I mean Billions perhaps trillions of these hard drives.
We live in times where we can finally process,
All this data is a mess - Without tools so we can use it
Mass data - that can tell us what is what –
Insight is what we need - and Big Data is what’s up
The who, the what, the when -when we gotta know the why.
Big data in the answer -because Data Doesn’t Lie, <ha ha!>
We have abilities to structure, make it clean
then decide how-to extract - Now I’m talking ‘bout the V’s
Volume-Variety-Velocity  - that’s 3
But we can’t forget Veracity or Variability – Big Data.
   
{Verse 2}
 
So now were living in a time – where he have a lot of data
But it doesn’t mean a hoot – if we don’t know how to leverage.
Our society will benefit – analysis - efficiency
I am a data scientist – it’s my way of philanthropy.
Money we could save, give away or just make
Is but one way that Big Data could assist – so many ways
Shout out Apache software – Yes I’m talking ‘bout Hadoop
I’m using Polybase from Microsoft to get the scoop
The news, the clues, from any storage system
So never ever purge – we have clever algorithms
that make it so that different platforms talk to each other
The different data sets - and complex architecture.
So analyze the trends - we are all made of atoms
On a sub-atomic level - just like atoms we have patterns
Big data is the future where the data tells the future
Mass data into structure making decisions to deliver – Big Data

 
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